“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

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ball-deep:

matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

i swear on my life, i tried to scroll past this

ball-deep:

matters-from-ashes:

The invasion has begun. 

i swear on my life, i tried to scroll past this


sex-like-a-nympho:

restlessdeviant:

Here is another one. A great Woody Allen quote!
Thanks to http://sex-like-a-nympho.tumblr.com/ for giving me permission to her photo.
http://restlessdeviant.tumblr.com/

i laughed so hard. its perfect.

sex-like-a-nympho:

restlessdeviant:

Here is another one. A great Woody Allen quote!

Thanks to http://sex-like-a-nympho.tumblr.com/ for giving me permission to her photo.

http://restlessdeviant.tumblr.com/

i laughed so hard. its perfect.

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alwayys-hornyy:

in love

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theamericankid:

C’mon, old man…just throw the damn stick!

> This is simultaneously one of the funniest and saddest things I’ve ever seen.

theamericankid:

C’mon, old man…just throw the damn stick!

> This is simultaneously one of the funniest and saddest things I’ve ever seen.

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animals-riding-animals:

rabbit riding swan

animals-riding-animals:

rabbit riding swan

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